Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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