i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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