there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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