Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
you will always have a special place in my vag
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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