oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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