Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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