Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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