That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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