Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I AM VODKA MAN
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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