The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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