So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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