I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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