I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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