People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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