Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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