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I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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