I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You smell like stripper and shame
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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