SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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