I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I've blown a few things in my day
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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