I love black thongs
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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