Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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