LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Also, beer. Big fan.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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