Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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