You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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