Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My pussy is not your playground.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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