I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
God, you're like boner-b-gone
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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