No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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