we have pet lesbian snakes
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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