seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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