4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Vodka?
Forever.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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