ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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