hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
North Korea, Best Korea!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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