question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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