Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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