im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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