Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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