whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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