this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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