ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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