HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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