I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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