check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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