11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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