it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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