I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I came so hard my ears popped.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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