This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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