Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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