Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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