Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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