That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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